Friday
Room 1 - Level 3
16:20 - 17:20
(UTC±00)
Talk (60 min)
Locknote: Confessions of an Imposter
I have no clue what I'm doing and any day now everybody is going to figure that out and I'm going to be ruined.
Fun
Never mind how many ping pong balls you can fit in a rowboat with a fox, a chicken and a sack of corn; I can't even implement Quicksort on a whiteboard. To be entirely honest I can't implement Quicksort in Visual Studio with Co-Pilot helping me. It's pure luck that I've never run across a situation where I needed to implement it at work. Also... you know what, there's too many things to go into here. Come to the talk, I'll own up to everything.